Slaying wizards with bug nets

sociablesociopath:

me

ununpentium:

thisrockandrollrefugee:

The sequel: Gay porn made out of Rick Santorum.

best picture ever.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

werheros:

:3

wondygirl:

ostwinner:

dreadweaver:

hiddlesperfection:

askthorodinson:

This is the usual way Loki comes into my chamber.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I AM FUCKING DYING HERE. FUCK.

Leaked footage of Loki’s introduction in The Avengers.

/THE PERSON YOU HAVE CONTACTED IS UNAVAILABLE OR HAS IMPLODED FROM LAUGHING. PLEASE LEAVE A FRESH BODY FOR THEM TO INHABIT, AFTER THE TONE.

My mind first went to “Why is Thor doing laundry?”

I am sorry you guys I don’t know what is wrong with me.

ghostkid:

hookahsmokingcaterpillar:

richardeffinivey:

Lindsey and I had some magnetic implants done today. Our fingers are sore and bruised up and I can lift tiny things like staples and Lindsey can already hold safety pins and beer caps and she can feel the microwave! (she has thinner skin). Fun!!!

THAT’S SO COOL WHAT

how do you

use a computer or a touch screen phone or anything?

genuinely curious i don’t know how strong those magnets are and if they would affect things like that but it seems like they would?

this really doesn’t seem convenient at all.